Podcast – The Trouble With Conventions – A Zombie Short Story

 

Welcome to the Cairns Writes Fiction Podcast. Every week I’ll be reading a short story or piece of serialised fiction.

This week’s story is called The Trouble With Conventions

Writing best sellers is one thing, meeting the fans is quite another. For George, zombie author extraordinaire, it’s a whole different ball game…

Written, Read and Produced by Michael Cairns

The next episode will be available to download next week. Happy listening.

Podcast – The Party – A Horror Story

 

Welcome to the Cairns Writes Fiction Podcast. Every week I’ll be reading a short story or piece of serialised fiction.

This week’s story is called The Party: A horror story.

Sandra’s been invited to a party. The whole family can go and it’s a great way to meet people in the new neighbourhood. But there’s a typo on the invite and if there’s one thing Sandra can’t stand, it’s scrappy proof reading…

Written, Read and Produced by Michael Cairns

The next episode will be available to download next week. Happy listening.

Podcast – Ben – A Tale of Zombie Woe – Short Story

 

Welcome to the Cairns Writes Fiction Podcast. Every week I’ll be reading a short story or piece of serialized fiction.

This week’s story is called Ben: A Tale of Zombie Woe

Ben’s only been dead a week and already he’s forgetting things. Like the word for when you bite into someone’s arm and they taste all rotten, and the letter that makes him more than an ‘Ombie. But, as with all smart ‘ombies, Ben knows the only place to go for that sort of help is the library…

Written, Read and Produced by Michael Cairns

The next episode will be available to download next week. Happy listening.

Planning Permission – Part Three (of three)

Part One is here

Part Two is here

 

He placed the shotgun on the side, getting together the weapons for the day from his racks. Within the gun, the shot he had fired had set off a reaction, and in the hollow stock, another disc began to spin. The signal coming from this was entirely different, and it spoke to the gates that ringed the city. At precisely nine fifteen that morning, every gate slid slowly open. Staring down from the block, the leaders of the resistance smiled to themselves, whispering quietly the names of the fallen, the three volunteers who had given their lives for this moment. Behind them stretched rooms of food and below them their families huddled in rooms, eyes closed against the horror that was about to befall the city.

Stait’s head jerked up as he set the last piece into his bike rack, the sudden silence in the garage in marked contrast to the screaming. What had caught his ear though was a change. The eerie ululation was still there, but beneath lay a far more human sound, the sound of panic and fear. He gunned the bike, grabbed the shotgun, and raced from the garage.

As he neared the square, the sound of screaming got louder and for the first time, he felt nervous, a sliver of uncertainty crawling into his mind. He slowed the bike, letting it sink down to the road surface and waited. Moments later, a figure came running around the corner, dressed in hunting gear, but carrying no weapon. He was shouting, waving his hands above his head, and was followed by others, all panicking just a much. With a sigh, Stait lofted the shotgun, pointing it up into the air, and fired. The bang this time was accompanied by pain, the most intense agony he had ever felt, and looking down, he realised that the gun was gone, and pieces of it were sticking into his armour and the bike saddle. He also realised, quite abstractly, that his hands were gone, leaving behind stumps that leaked blood like oil from a torn fuel line.

The screaming man had reached him, oblivious to the shot, and rushed past.  He was babbling now, an endless stream of invective punctuated by moments of horrible clarity.

“They’re in, the gates are open, they’re in, they’re in.”

The words barely registered as he stared at the wreckage of his hands, waiting for the pain to kick in. When it did, he almost keeled over, biting down so hard he felt his teeth crack and his gums ache. He glanced down the hill to see the first zombie, shambling toward him, arms out-stretched. He scrambled off the bike, falling onto his knees as his balance went. He grabbed for a gun, his stump banging the handle hard enough for him to shriek and vomit.

The pain came in waves and he scrambled to his feet, turning to run back up the hill. Every few yards it would kick in again and he’d stop, moaning and gasping until it passed enough for him to move. He turned around when he heard the slap of bare feet, and the creature grabbed at his heel. He lashed out, but succeeded only in overbalancing and hitting the floor hard. One hand went out to stop him and he blacked out as the pain seared up his arm. He came to only moments later as he felt teeth sink into his foot.

He opened his eyes and saw them, surrounding him, their teeth green and sharp. Then they moved in and the feast began.

Planning Permission – Part Two (of three)

Part one is here

As he drove back in through the gate, he nodded at the guards, throwing them a smile as he punched the transfer button. He could see them in the rear view, checking their accounts on their wrist readers. Another night, another battle fought, another step forward.

There was a hunt tomorrow. The council called it a cull, but no one else did. They knew better now, that it was only an excuse for rich people to try out new weapons whilst clearing the area for a few weeks, enough to get the crops harvested, and clear the dead out of the city. The freezers were full to bursting. It had been a long, difficult summer, more and more of the dead heading north as the equator warmed up. He still couldn’t figure it, why they hated the heat so much. They were always cold, wasn’t it nice to get a tan?

 

He sailed into the garage, shutting the bike down and heading upstairs. He was looking forward to the hunt. As much as he loved the smart gun, he was excited about using some of his bigger pieces, some explosive rounds and shatter shells. Sleep came easy and as he drifted down, he thought again about the wooden-stock. So rare. What had they been doing even having it? Surely they’d have sold it long ago. Ah well, their loss. He slipped away.

The shotgun was still on his mind when he woke up, nagging at him like an impatient wife and he headed down to the garage. He pulled the weapon out from where it was slung next to his saddle, and inspected it. It was old, older than anything else around here. If it hadn’t come from the resistance, he’d have suspected that it was from before the changes, but there was no way they had owned such as this. It was a replica, albeit a very good one.

The stock was real though, the wood giving slightly as he dug his finger nail into it. There were flecks of what looked like soil clinging to the grooves, and he grabbed a cloth, rubbing it clean. Within minutes he was absorbed in the task, digging into every crack to rescue the mud and raise a shine on the twin barrels. It was a beautiful piece, really something, and the thought of those scum having it, letting it get muddy, was making his blood boil.

He sauntered into the back garden, and cracked it, pleased to see the shells were still there. At least they hadn’t come to fight him with empty weapons, he hated killing unarmed people. He set it to his shoulder and aimed, squeezing the trigger until it roared, deafening in his ear and sending him a step backwards. His aim was good as always and the plant pot he’d gone for erupted into splinters. He grinned, then paused, eyebrows creasing together as he heard a beeping sound. He stepped to where the pot had been and saw that the bullet had come apart, leaving a tiny module that looked like a flat battery, the kind they used to run the old watches. The very top of it was spinning, a blurring silver disc that emitted a high pitched beep. With a shrug, he lifted one leg and brought his foot down hard, shattering the disc.

Smart bullets were so common these days, and so varied; it was hard to know what they were for, but either way, that one wasn’t doing anything now. He sauntered back into the garage, slinging the shotgun over one shoulder, enjoying the weight of it against his collar bone. It was nice, but the wood was nicer, and he’d need to strip it out soon.

In the few seconds the disc had been spinning, signals had been sent out, high pitched waves of sound that tore through the head of every zombie in the area. They gathered around the cities, waiting for the travellers who risked the wastelands, heading to other cities, or like our friend Stait, sorting out business. The sound enraged them, sending them running at the fences, screaming in their high, tongue-less gibberish. From where he stood in the garage, he heard the screaming, and rubbed his hands together. The hunt was gonna be a good ‘un.