Three Choices – A Modern Fairy Tale about Old Problems – 2 of 2

Here is Part two of Three Choices. I hope you enjoy it and, as always, please leave a comment at the bottom. 

 

Another five years went by and Astil finished his schooling. He had raced ahead of his peers and when his fifteenth birthday came around, was working with wise men from the local university. His area of focus was on the workings of the mind and he was discovering things daily that no other man had yet to find out.

His name was spreading. Academics from all over the world came to visit and speak with the young prince and to all he gave his time generously. They left invariably talking about his kindness and fierce intelligence.

His birthday dawned bright and sunny and he opted to ride down to the town whilst his parents took the coach. His father had, in the last couple of years, taken the coach more than his own horse. Astil had noticed it only in the offhand way fourteen year olds did and thought nothing of it. He knew his parents were getting older; his father’s hair was greying at the temples and his mother’s beautiful face was bearing a few, hair-thin lines from the corners of her eyes.

He charged down to town with his two guards and spent the morning idling in the central square. His relaxed way around the commoners meant that more than one of the local girls made to dance and flirt with him. He made no attempt to dissuade them and to anyone watching, was having a wonderful time.

Inside, though, the young man’s mind was occupied. The laughter and pretty faces of the girls failed to move him in the same way as the numbers and research of his more recent study and more than once he missed something said to him as his mind wandered down new lines of enquiry.

He was fending off two of his more amorous admirers when his father’s body guard hammered into town. His horse was heaving and its flanks were covered in sweat. The man spotted the prince and leapt down from his horse. He knelt and looked up at Astil with eyes the young man realised with shock were filled with tears.

He didn’t need to say anything. Moments later the four of them hurtled back out of town. Astil drove his horse on until the wreckage of the coach appeared on the road before him. They had been coming around the corner when the axle on the coach went and despite the excellent workmanship, when the body of the coach struck the road, it shattered.

Astil dropped from his horse and staggered to where his mother and father lay by the side of the road. The magician and doctor from the castle were already there and made no effort to disguise the truth from the young prince.

‘Their bodies are sound. The king has a fractured wrist, but it will heal well enough. Their minds, though…’

Again, the question of irony reared its ugly head. This time, though, Astil was in no position to consider it. The king and queen had both suffered severe trauma to the head and would remain unconscious until such time as Astil asked the magician to remove the spells that were, at this point, keeping them alive.

The men with him spoke that night as they raised a glass to their king, of his admirable control and restraint. They said he spoke in a calm, quiet voice as he instructed the soldiers to move his parents up to the castle and ensure they were comfortable. The doctor and magician went with them and, once again, the new king didn’t order, but rather requested that they remain by his parents.

If any of them thought it strange that the boy went back into town and celebrated his birthday with all those who had been waiting for him, they didn’t say so. Instead they talked about how much he’d grown and how proud his father would be that he continued to put the wellbeing and happiness of his subjects above all else.

 

Five years passed and on the eve of his twentieth birthday, the king sat at his parent’s bedside. As he had done every night for the last five years, he spoke to them. He didn’t know whether they heard him. His studies showed that there might be something going on inside, but he knew no more than that. It didn’t matter.

The magician had assured him a number of times that they would never recover and he knew it was the truth. There was nothing behind their eyelids when he lifted them and peered inside. They looked much like his own eyes when he looked in the mirror each morning.

‘War is coming, father. The southern kingdoms are united and have taken everywhere from Silthous to the Canny Sea. They will be coming for us before long.’

The young prince paused and put his head to one side. To anyone watching, it would have looked like he was listening to something. Perhaps it was his father reminding him of a blessing laid twenty years previously. Or perhaps it was only the sound of his lonely heart, thumping in his chest.

‘I love you both.’ His voice caught in his throat and he bent forwards until he pressed his forehead against the soft sheets beneath which his parents had spent the last five years.

As morning broke over the kingdom, word went out that the king and queen had died peacefully in the night. For the first time in twenty years, Astil didn’t celebrate his birthday. Instead, he buried his parents, then prepared for war.

 

The fighting lasted a full nine months and he returned to the castle as spring brought leaves and birds to the woods around the city. He rode through them with his army behind him and as they entered the city, a roar the likes of which Darial had never heard rose from the people lining the roads.

Astil hadn’t stopped at winning the war. He’d chased the armies back to their homes and forced a surrender that would last a hundred years. He was king of not only Darial now, but also every square mile of land between the Spine of the World and the Canny sea. His power was absolute.

That night he sat in his castle and sipped mulled wine, thinking on the campaign from which he’d just returned. It had been easy. It had been too easy. Every battle had worked out just as he’d predicted. His enemies had done exactly what he thought they would.

His thoughts spiraled back to his studies. He had never found them difficult either. Sure, some things he had had to work at and others had confounded him, sometimes for days! But it had never taxed him.

As he was climbing into bed, he reached for the woman who currently shared it and wondered about her, as well. He was a prince, so finding people to spend time with was never difficult, but finding women to take to his bed had been even easier. He’d never had to find the right line or woo them. They had come like leaves fall in autumn.

He slept badly that night and woke knowing what he had to do. The journey would take only a week each way, so he left his steward in charge of the castle and trusted the kingdom to run itself. He set off alone as the sun struck long lines of gold across the land and headed north for the mountains.

 

Six days passed and his food was all but gone when he spied the cave mouth. A wind that cut straight through his cloak had him shivering and he wouldn’t at that point have worried had the cave been home to a bear. But as luck had it, when he tied his horse up, rubbed him down as quickly as he reasonably could and covered him for the night, a young blonde woman beckoned to him from the cave mouth.

He went in and found a fire blazing at one end. The smoke was escaping somehow and the light in the cave was clear and bright. It made looking at the woman even more pleasurable than the brief glance he’d got from outside. Her beauty took what was left of his breath away and if he thought the skimpy clothing she wore was odd for someone who lived in the mountains, he didn’t mention anything. In fact, no words were shared as he divested first himself of his heavy garb then did the same for her considerably lighter outfit.

The oddest thing when he awoke was that he could remember nothing of the previous night past their first kiss. He could close his eyes and picture her naked body, but he couldn’t see himself with her. He rubbed his eyes and sat up. The cave was empty and the fire cold. He dressed, shivering, and stoked the fire. It lit quickly and the cave filled with smoke.

Gasping and coughing, Astil ran outside to where his horse whickered softly to him. He patted it and gave it what was left of the oats in the saddlebag.

He jumped when he saw them waiting.

He didn’t know how he knew, but the three women stood across the narrow plateau were the very same that had attended his bedside twenty years previously. He recognised the youngest and blushed at the brazen look she gave him. The middle of the three ladies stepped forward and Astil’s breath caught in his throat.

It wasn’t his mother, he knew that, but her likeness was close enough that a lump formed and stopped him swallowing.

‘Welcome, young prince. You are a long way from your kingdom.’

‘My ladies. I came searching for you.’

‘You certainly did that.’ said the youngest.

He blushed again and cleared his throat. ‘I need to speak to you.’

‘You’re doing that quite well at the moment.’ The eldest sounded nice, friendly, and he turned his attention to her. ‘I do not mean to sound ungrateful, but when I was born you attended me and gave me three blessings. Is that right?’

The ladies nodded and the youngest smiled slyly. ‘Last night, it could be said, I gave you a fourth.’

‘Hush, young one, let him speak.’ The eldest sounded harsher when speaking to the blonde.

‘I want you to take them back.’

The eldest folded her arms and tutted. The middle put her hands on her hips and stared at him frankly. The youngest crossed the space between them and stood until he could feel her breath on his chin.

‘I do not think you can take back what you gave me last night, can you?’ Her whispering voice made him shiver and his hands longed to grab her. But he took a careful step backwards and cleared his throat. ‘My life has not been my own. I didn’t understand that until last week. I have been making choices, but they were not my own.’

‘Your father accepted our blessings. I’m sorry, laddie, but nothing can be done.’ The eldest said.

‘We have swapped blessings, so now the deal it doubly sealed.’ The youngest said before turning and walking back to her sisters.

The middle one looked at her sisters, stepped forward and cocked her head to one side. ‘There is one way we can undo our blessing. We can give you back everything you’ve lost, but it will require a sacrifice.’

The prince thought about his sacrifices. He thought about his dog, though he remembered him only vaguely. He thought about his horse and the parents he remembered very well. He knew about sacrifice. He didn’t think he had anything left to give, so what did he have to lose?

He nodded. ‘What do you require of me?’

‘Nine months from now, your son will be born.’

Astil’s eyes opened wide and he stared at the youngest, who patted her stomach and smiled at him.

The middle sister went on. ‘He will grow up to be the most powerful man ever to walk the Earth. People will hear his name and tremble, for he will be terrible and mighty. His name shall strike terror into all who hear it.’ She paused and glanced sideways at the other two, both of whom nodded. Astil shuddered as the eldest smiled sadly and turned away. ‘All that we ask, if that you raise him and let him be whatever he needs to be. Every choice and every decision must be his.’

‘What if I consider those choices unwise?’

‘Every choice, every decision.’

‘But what if he is doing something foolish? What if he is doing something dangerous?’

‘Every choice, every decision.’

Astil turned away and looked out over the mountains. The sun turned the sky a pale blue as his breath misted in the air. He would have a son. Yet another thing that wasn’t his choice. But if he said yes, everything hereafter would be. He turned back to the ladies and nodded. ‘I will do it.’

 

He awoke wrapped in furs beneath the overhang of the cave. Astil rubbed sleep from his eyes and yawned. How long he’d been sleeping he had no idea, but he felt refreshed and buoyed up. The view from the mountains was glorious and he was glad he’d come up here on the way home. The thin air had cleared his mind and given him new hope for the cure.

The ride home seemed shorter. His saddlebags had been filled miraculously with food and the weather cleared, making his return journey down into the lowlands and spring pleasant and easy. His horse was darker than he remembered and moved with an ease and grace that amazed him.

He first saw the smoke two days from home.

The first refugees passed him later the same day. He recognised them from the town, but they looked quite different out here on the road. Harsh eyes bore into him as they refused to speak and answer his questions. He spurred his horse on until he reached the last hill before the city. He reined in at the top and stared at Darial.

The old castle was in ruins, flames leaking from windows and smoke filling the sky. Rising with the smoke came the screams of victims from down in the city. He set off at a gallop, but without knowing why, guided the horse left of the city and into the woods that guarded it on that side.

As he rode into the shadows cast by the vast canopy of leaves and branches, the feeling of coming home was overwhelming. The trees before him broke apart and he came into a clearing. He had never been here, he was sure, but he knew instinctively where to tie his horse and the creak of the front door seemed as familiar as the acrid smell that assaulted him on the other side. The dog bounded up to meet him and just like that, he was home.

The room was filled with test tubes and beakers, bubbling liquids and all manner of books. His research. He struggled with it and in part it was because he just wasn’t as smart as the others. His teacher thought that his emotions clouded his vision and perhaps he was right. He took the stairs two at a time and pushed gently into his parents’ room.

They lay side by side and he breathed a sigh of relief that Old Janner had done what he promised. The sheets were fresh and clean and the window was open. Astil knelt at their bedside, took his father’s withered and dry hand and pressed his forehead to it.

‘I’m home. I’m sorry I had to go away. They don’t have the equipment here. But I’ve got it now. I’m sure I’m going to crack it this time. You’ll be awake soon, I promise you.’

He left them and went back downstairs. He was sore from riding, but couldn’t help pulling the apparatus from his saddlebags and setting them up. He could get the experiment going before he got some sleep.

The sounds of screaming reached him, but the house deep in the woods was hidden and safe from the invading southern armies. They still hadn’t found him nine months later, when a basket appeared on his doorstep, containing a newborn child and a note that simply said:

Every choice, every decision.

 

Three Choices – A Modern Fairy Tale about Old Problems – 1 of 2

This story emerged on Sunday, fully formed and it was great fun to write. It was only once I’d finished that I realised how close it is to my heart and the things going on in my life. My son was born seven weeks ago and my daughter is three and a half and both are making me think about all sorts of things. 

I hope you enjoy it and I’d love to know your thoughts. The second half will be out on Thursday. 

 

In a kingdom, further away than tomorrow but nearer than the stars, a baby boy was born to the king and queen of the land. He was their first child and they were overjoyed.  The kingdom celebrated for six days and seven nights, for their new king to be was a bonny lad, with smiles from the moment his eyes opened and cheeks that simply begged to be squeezed.

On the seventh day, as the sun rose above the largely hung-over capital city of Darial, three women arrived at the doors to the castle. The doorman spoke with them briefly and then ushered them inside. So it was that when the king left his private chambers and headed into the courtroom to begin the day’s proceedings, the three ladies awaited him.

The king was a proud man, though not too proud. He was caring and kind and thought every day on how he could better the lot of his people. Today though, he hoped for a quiet one. Most of his subjects were sleeping off six days of free drink and food and he imagined he would spend much of the day snoozing in his chair or signing less important documentation.

His eyes widened fractionally at the sight of the women, but he took the time to settle himself in his chair and have a sip of tea before beckoning them forward.

‘Ladies, welcome to Darial. As you can see, the court is quiet today, so please, tell me what is on your mind.’

The ladies performed the standard obeisance, and if the eldest failed to bow quite deeply enough, the king overlooked it. She was aged beyond belief, lines as deep as a well criss-crossing her sharp, narrow face. That she had come to his kingdom at all spoke of endurance beyond that suggested by her frail frame. Indeed, before they began to speak, he felt moved to inquire, ‘From where have you come? It is early for you to have travelled far today.’

The middle of the three ladies stepped forward. ‘Your grace, we have travelled day and night since your son was born. It is a long way from our kingdom to yours.’

The king stood, hand clasped to his breast. ‘You are royalty? Forgive me, I would have shown quite different manners had I known you came from royal stock.’

The lady shook her head. ‘We have a kingdom, but are in no way royalty. Please, sit.’

The king found himself sitting before he had time to ponder on what sounded suspiciously like an order. The woman was easy to obey. She reminded the king of his wife, just a little. She had a warm, wide face and eyes that knew more than he did. Had he been pressed to guess an age, which of course he would never do, he’d have ventured somewhere in middle age, whilst hastily lowering the age at which middle age began.

He inclined his head. ‘Please, continue.’

The woman to his right stepped forward and curtsied. ‘We are here to bless the boy.’

The king had yet to examine the third lady and at this moment he regretted his tardiness. She was young, but not too young for him to be aware how attractive she was. She carried herself with a straight back and proud bearing, but his eyes fixed on her face. Her lips were full and held slightly apart, as though she were mid breath. Her eyes were dark and promising and her nose filled the space between in perfect symmetry. He had always fancied himself a brunette man, but the long blonde hair that hung to her waist only added to her beauty.

He took a few deep breaths and stilled the movement in both his heart and his trousers. ‘You wish to bless my child?’

‘We do, your grace.’

He blinked. They hadn’t the look of religious types, but his mother had warned him to never anger the church, or indeed anyone else claiming particular fealty to an omnipotent being. She called it playing safe and he wasn’t one to spurn such sensible council.

He snapped his fingers and demanded the servants bring his son to him. Minutes later, the wet nurse carried him through. He was fussing and wriggling, clearly and justly annoyed at being stopped mid-feed. But the moment the three ladies gathered around, he stilled and stared up at him with those piercing yet unknowing eyes of the newly born.

The king approached, but something kept him from pushing his way through to take his son. He had held him a number of times since his birth and revelled in the new, barely-there weight of this tiny part of himself. But in that moment he felt alone and isolated. The ladies had made of the throne room their own space and he wasn’t a part of it.

The ladies were speaking and he leaned closer to hear. The young one spoke first. ‘You, young Astil, shall be the most handsome man in all the land. But to become so, you shall have to give up that which is most precious to you.’

The middle lady leaned forward, stroking the king’s son’s forehead. ‘You, brave little boy, shall be the smartest man in all the land. But to become so, you shall give up that which you care about the most.’

The old lady, for the king could not think of her as anything else, took the boy’s hand and waggled it gently. Her voice was soft and not at all what the king had expected. ‘You, young laddie, shall be the most powerful man in the world. But to become so, you shall give up that which you love the most.’

The ladies stepped back and turned to the king. He wasn’t sure whether what he’d just heard was exactly a blessing, but he had been raised to put hospitality above all else. ‘Thank you, ladies, for your kind words. Can I offer you something to eat or drink? I’m sure the kitchen is still making breakfast.’

The middle lady, whom the king found reminded him more and more of his wife, smiled warmly and shook her head. ‘We appreciate both your offer and the welcome to your house. But we have a long journey ahead of us. Thank you, your grace.’

The three bowed their way out of the room and the king was left with the wet nurse and his new son. He exchanged a look with the nurse before both of them looked down at the tiny bundle of life in her arms. ‘I believe it might be best were we to not mention this to the queen. Would you agree?’

The wet nurse blanched. Her training had in no way equipped her to deal with what to do when the king asked your opinion. Particularly not on something as important as withholding information from the queen. So she nodded and curtsied just as deep as she could and fled. When the lad found her nipple again, he sucked with such force that she imagined her breast being torn from her body.

 

Five years passed, and on his fifth birthday, the young prince went hunting with his father. It wasn’t an unusual occurrence and they enjoyed themselves as they always did. Astil was a spirited and lively young man and found great joy in sitting astride his horse and trotting around after his father.

They had the hounds out that day and Astil’s birthday present came with them. One of a litter of puppies born a few months earlier, the hound was his best friend and shared everything with him. When his nanny wasn’t watching, it even shared his dinner.

The hunt was far from the castle and traversing the great west fields, when something spooked the horses and they all set off at a canter. The king thought immediately of his boy, hauling on the reins and bringing himself alongside his son. He calmed his horse until the two of them were trotting calmly along. The hounds though, were off, racing across the field in pursuit of a hare or rabbit. Little Boxer went with them.

Astil thought the whole thing fun and happily watched his playmate trying gamely to keep up with the others. He soon fell behind though and the riders caught him up. It was at the exact moment Astil called his name that the pup’s leg caught in a rabbit hole and snapped. The sound was audible even above the gentle rumble of the horse’s hooves and the boy screamed.

Soon the dog was surrounded by men, including the king and his tearful son. It was decided that the leg was ruined and beyond repair. The king stood to one side, speaking in hushed tones to the Master of Hounds.

‘My liege, I know how fond your son is, but his dog will never become anything. It is bound for a life lounging before the fire. Is that any kind of dog for a king to have?’

The king pressed his lips tightly together and didn’t answer. The part of him his mother would have recognised was telling him it didn’t matter a whit what sort of a dog a king had. It was telling him that Astil was in love with this dog and why shouldn’t he have one that sat beside the fire and didn’t hunt like the others?

But another part of him was thinking something quite different. It was back in the throne room on that quiet Sunday morning, listening to the ladies.

This was the first thing Astil would have to give up. He was already growing into a handsome young man, but as blessings have a habit of doing, they had taken quite a turn in the king’s mind. His fear was not whether Astil would turn out handsome, but how he would turn out were he not to sacrifice something important. Would there be a scar? Or perhaps disease. There were bouts of flu going around that left survivors hideously scarred.

He nodded and cleared his throat. ‘You’re right. A king’s hound should be strong and healthy. What is the kindest way to finish this?’

The Master of Hounds looked oddly at the king, for just a second, then spoke in a heavy voice. ‘The dog is in pain. It would be best to put it down straight away, my liege.’

The king nodded his assent then turned his son and led him away. As in all things, the boy accepted his father’s words and concealed his flinch well when the pup’s whines were cut abruptly off. After the king put his son to bed that night, the young lad lay awake in the darkness for a long time, staring up at the ceiling as warm tears ran down both sides of his face.

 

Another five years passed and even at the age of ten, Astil was stealing hearts. Every cleaning maid and cook in the castle was secretly a little in love with the boy. He made it easy, having inherited his father’s kind manner and his mother’s heart. He was beloved out in the kingdom also, and often journeyed with his father to the towns and villages dotted around the vast valley over which they ruled.

It was during one of these journeys that young Astil celebrated his tenth birthday. On that day, the king and his son paraded through the streets whilst girls threw rose petals in their path and men cheered and raised their glasses. The sun was out and Astil’s smile was wide and without restraint.

They trotted down the cobbled streets until they reached a quieter part of town. Here, fruit trees grew over the walls from within gardens and the king plucked apples for them both to eat. The retinue followed at a distance, knowing well the king’s desire to spend time alone with his son. Whether the fates enjoyed irony, or simply had dubious senses of humour, no one will know, but it so happened that the king was mid way through telling the tale of the three ladies to his son, when Astil’s horse slipped.

The stallion had been his birthday present the previous year and since then the two had been inseparable. The bond between horse and rider had impressed even the Master of Horse and not a day had gone by in the last year when Astil hadn’t ridden Shadow.

On the cobbles of Old Town, where the fruit tumbled to the stone and rotted, Shadow’s feet slipped out from under his and he fell. Astil threw himself clear and landed without a scratch. The same could not be said for the horse. The sound of cracking bones brought the retinue racing over to where Shadow lay, whickering and twitching. One of his legs was twisted at a horrible angle and even the king looked away at first glance.

He drew the Master of Horse to one side and spoke in a quiet voice. ‘Is there any way we can save him?’

The master at horse nodded intently. ‘Of course, my liege. We can strap the leg and get him back to the castle on the wagon. It will take longer than I would like to get back, but Shadow is a tough horse, he can make it.’ The man hesitated and shrugged, ‘I should also tell you that the horse is in a great deal of pain and will never walk again.’

The king nodded, but he was barely listening. Already the voices were back in his head. It hadn’t been coincidence that he was finally telling the boy the story that had begun his life. No coincidence at all. He bade the Master of Horse strap the leg but no more, then called Astil over.

Standing together in the shade of the apple trees, with mottled grey stones behind them, the king finished the story. Once the words were done, he directed his son’s gaze across to his wounded horse and waited. Astil was a smart boy. Not perhaps the smartest, but quick enough. What would happen if he didn’t sacrifice his horse? The king had flashes of brain damage or some terrible blight sending him back to earliest childhood.

His fears, though, were unfounded.

‘Do you not think, father, that it would be cruel to drag the horse all the way home, only to have him spend the rest of his life in a stable? I think maybe it would be kinder in the long run to have him put to sleep here and now. What do you think, father?’

The king wrapped his arms around his son and pulled him close, nodding into the soft brown hair on his head. The young lad stiffened, trying perhaps to retain his pride and keep the tears within. Either way, he pulled himself free of his father’s arms and crossed the street to speak with the Master of Horse. The old man glanced up at the king and received a quick nod.

If the king saw the odd look thrown his way by the Master, he showed no signs of doing so.

The horse’s frantic neighs slowed and fell silent as the mushed apples were wet with warm blood. The king mounted his horse as Astil was brought a new mount. They rode back through the city and both raised their hands and smiled at the cheering subjects, even as their hearts refused to smile with them.

 

To be continued…

Jasper – A Frustrated Ghost Story

Hi folks

I’m a little late for Halloween, but it’s never a bad time for a ghost story, even if it’s a silly one. 

This is the tale of Jasper, poor, humble ghost. Destined to haunt a clapped out Fiat Uno for the rest of his immortal days, he sees a last-gasp attempt to change his world and grasps it with both hands.

 

Jasper was surprised and not just by the sounds of lips crushing together in the front seat. That was surprising in itself, what with the car’s owner being just about the saddest, most unattractive man ever to drive a Fiat, which was really saying something. What was far more surprising was the presence of a woman so outstandingly beautiful that even he, in his incorporeal and normally entirely-sexless state, was aroused.

Aroused was the wrong word. It brought back old memories of hardening in certain places and softening in others, of the rush of desire and the racing of a heart he hadn’t felt beat in over fifteen years.

A better word was admiring. He admired Tony for not only convincing such a lovely to spend time with him, but also to come in his car and engage in some tonsil hockey with him. He also admired her. She was long in the leg and possessing of a heart-shaped face framed with long dusky-brown hair and eyes into which any living man would happily lose themselves.

Jasper couldn’t lose himself. He’d been trying. God, he’d been trying. He’d spent most of the last fifteen years trying every damn thing he could think of to find that elusive freedom. But nothing worked. So instead he spent his days driving to and from work with Tony and spending long dull hours in the car park.

In a vain attempt to block out the sound of Tony’s increasingly heavy breathing, he thought back fifteen years to the day when this car, driven by an old and not-entirely sane old man called Mr Hilson, ran him over. The pain had been indescribable, which wasn’t such a bad thing as he had no one to whom he could describe it. One minute he was waiting for the bus, the next, BLAM!

 

He had about five seconds on the pavement, looking up at the bumper before something shifted and he left his body. The person who appeared before him wasn’t the driver. Some dude in a white baseball cap and robes that were far too white to be real sprang into life and shook him by the hand.

‘Hi, Jasper, that’s a tough one.’

‘Tough one?’

‘You dying and all.’

‘I’m dead?’ He looked down at his body and the crowd beginning to flock about it like seagulls around an unguarded ice cream cone in the hands of an inexperienced child.

‘Oh yeah. That sucks.’ Jasper said

‘Absolutely does. Couldn’t have put it better myself. Still, that’s life.’

‘Actually, isn’t that death?’

The angel, because after all, that’s what Jasper had to assume it was, burst into laughter, holding his sides until tears ran down his face.

‘Yeah, enough already, I wasn’t actually trying to be funny.’

The man in white stopped, wiped a tear from his cheek and nodded. ‘So, kid, what’s the choice?’

‘Huh?’

‘Well, you have two choices. You’ve been killed in a tragic way and not taken from this realm. Could be someone thinks you want revenge, could just be they’re on their lunch break up there. I don’t know. What I do know is that you now have a choice.’

‘And they are?’ He sighed. It didn’t carry much weight now that he didn’t have lungs, but he put everything into it and felt at least slightly better. This was unlikely to end well.

‘Choice one,’ the angel ticked them off on his fingers, ‘you can come with me to purgatory. You probably won’t be there long, just until someone gets back to the desk upstairs. Hah, I’m just kidding.’

‘About what? The choice or the desk thing, cause neither’s very funny.’

The angel wrinkled up his nose. ‘Ease up, young fella, just trying to lighten the mood.’

‘Lighten your own mood, but do it quietly.’

The angel raised one perfectly-manicured eyebrow. It stood out, white hair against his black skin.

‘Do you dye your eyebrows?’

‘I beg your pardon?’

‘Do you dye your eyebrows. I mean, I’ve never met a guy with white eyebrows before.’

‘You met many angels, have you?’

‘No, admittedly, you’re the first.’

‘Well then.’

Jasper waited. The angel waited. He blatantly dyed them. Weird. ‘What’s the second choice?’

The angel rubbed his hands together. ‘Ahah, this is the fun one. The other choice is to become a ghost. You can haunt this sucker until he goes stark-raving mad.’

‘Nice. What an angelly suggestion.’

‘Haunting is a perfectly legitimate way to spend your afterlife.’

‘Is being a ghost like I think it is?’

‘That depends upon what you think it is. You can’t touch anything so you can’t feel. You can’t talk to the living, except the one you’re haunting, and most of the dead will ignore you.’

‘But I’ll still be here?’

‘Yes.’

‘What’s the catch?’

‘You mean, aside from not being able to touch anything or talk to anyone?’

‘Yes, aside from that?’

‘Nothing.’

‘You’re sure?’

‘Absolutely.’

Fiat Uno

The words echoed round and round and drowned out, for just a moment, the sounds of Tony’s tongue working overtime. That lying bastard of an angel. In all his explanations, he avoided mentioning one key part of all this. He was haunting a car. That meant being stuck to it for the rest of his eternal and painfully long life.

Jasper went on holiday in the boot and would occasionally spend a few crazy minutes going round with the tires, but the truth was, there was little joy in haunting an automobile. He’d made the best of it though. The old man who ran him over went completely mad a few months later, thanks, he liked to think, to his outstanding haunting. After that, the Fiat was sold to a seventeen-year-old Tony.

For some reason, Tony couldn’t be haunted. He didn’t react to any of Jasper’s excellent scary ghost noises and the small points of contact he’d established with the old man didn’t work. Fifteen years on and Tony was boringly sane. To make it worse, the car was seeing more action than at any other time in its life.

One of the downsides of being a ghost was a complete lack of libido, so having a hot girl being slowly undressed before him was about as stimulating as Tony’s long and futile rants to talk radio that occupied their long trips home. Stimulating wasn’t a word Jasper would ever use to talk about Tony.

He went to work every day, occasionally drove to the cinema and on one, particularly memorable, Sunday last year, drove up into London. Fourteen years of the dull bastard, with at least another fifteen before the car gave out.

Jasper sighed and whimpered a little, before raising himself out of the foam and assuming his usual place atop the dull-grey back seat. With luck, Tony and his unexpectedly-hot conquest would transition to the back seat and he could go up front and stare at the sea.

The waves were one of the few sounds Jasper still enjoyed. There was something in them that soothed him and calmed the anger that boiled below his… the top layer of his ghostly figure. He took a pointless deep breath and closed his eyes. As per usual, the lack of eyelids made him groan and thump his hands against the seat.

He thumped his hands against the seat.

He was touching the car.

His eyes widened and he shouted in delight. That was when he realised the couple in the front seat had gone absolutely still.

‘Tone, what was that?’

She called him Tone. That was so sweet. Jasper ground his teeth together and stared at them. They were staring straight at him, although of course, they weren’t. He tried a sound.

‘Woooooo, I’m going to eat your face.’

Not his best line, but the girl went a lovely shade of bloodless white to match her knuckles where they gripped the side of the chair. Tony looked bemused, as though he could maybe hear something, but wasn’t sure. Or maybe he was sure, but had decided he wasn’t going to believe it.

‘I really am. I’m not joking. I’ve got fangs the size of your arm and I’m going to tear you up.’

He grinned, nodding as he rocked back and forth on the seat. The car creaked and his smile broadened. It was like all his power had returned, just like that.

‘Tone, what the hell is going on? This isn’t funny, if this is supposed to be funny, it isn’t funny.’

‘Sweetheart, I’m not doing anything, really. What do you think is going on?’

‘Someone’s speaking and the car is creaking.’

‘Well, it’s an old car—’

‘So old cars talk, do they? Come on, take me home.’

‘Oh, come on, don’t be like that, I—’

‘I will come for you while you sleep. You think you will be safe but just when you lay your head on the pillow, I’ll be there.’

Jasper surged this way and that, slamming against the windows and backs of the seats. This was it, this was his chance. When she glanced into the back seat, he saw the tears in her eyes. They were wide and moving rapidly from nervous to outright terrified.

He had to drive her further, take her to the brink until she did something stupid. The sound of the sea came to him and he smiled. Of course.

‘Go. Drive now, as fast as you can. If you don’t, I’ll kill you. I’ll rip out your entrails and use them to hang you with. I’ll pull your hair out and shove it down your throat until you choke. I’ll tear your limbs off one by—’

‘Tony, we have to go.’

‘Wha—’

‘NOW. We have to go now.’

‘Sweetheart, we aren’t going anywhere, we just got here, I mean, come on.’

The petting became a fight. It was glorious to watch as she leaned across Tony and started the engine. He was so surprised he sat and watched her grab the wheel.

‘What the hell are you doing? We aren’t goi—’

‘JUST DRIVE, PLEASE, JUST DRIVE, PLEASE—’

‘I’ll eat your liver. I’ll tear it from you while your heart still beats and—’

‘Please,’ she was sobbing now, tears running down her face. It was so close, ‘please, we have to go.’

Tony, in his infinite stupidity, tried to put his arms around her. She punched him in the stomach and took the handbrake off, grabbing the wheel. With every ounce of strength he could muster, Jasper booted the back of Tony’s seat. It was the equivalent of a nudge, but it was enough to surprise Tony and distract him from the car beginning its slow roll forwards.

‘Honey, just talk to me for a minute, okay. Come on, what’s wrong. Was I coming on too strong?’

The lady had her face in her hands and was crying as she shook it back and forth. ‘Please, just go, just drive.’

‘Neither of you will survive. I will end you so no one even knew you existed. Your children will not remember you—’

‘I don’t have any children.’ She howled into the air.

‘But you would have. And when you did, they wouldn’t remember you.’ Okay, that one sucked.

She raised her head and stared into the back seat. Her mascara was smeared across her cheeks and her mouth shook.  Their gaze met but he didn’t think for a second she could see him. Except when she spoke, it sounded like she was speaking just to him. ‘I’ll never have kids, not since granddad went mad. I couldn’t do that to my kids.’ The answer came between sobs.

A smile lit up Jasper’s face as it all clicked into place. She’d mentioned something about it being creepy making out in her granddad’s car when they pulled up. That was why it was working. That was the secret. She was old Mr Hilson’s grand daughter. Old Mr Hilson who’d run him down all those years ago.

‘Your grandfather was called Hilson.’ He used his best, scary doom and gloom voice and grinned even wider as she clapped her hands over her mouth.

‘I drove your grandfather mad. It was me who did it and I’ll do the same to you. You will all go mad, every last one of you. You will never be safe, you will never be alone.’

He waited for a response but she was past caring. Following that joyful revelation, she was past doing much of anything except cry a lot and be hysterical. Jasper felt the slightest pang of guilt. She was innocent and didn’t deserve to die. Still, too late now. Ho hum.

Tony opened his mouth then seemed to realise the car was moving. Now you’d think, in this sort of situation, the driver would respond logically. He had two brakes he could apply at any time. They were moving fast enough that it might have taken both, but that was also an option.

Unfortunately, when the girl you had been certain you were going to do the dirty with only moments earlier was in a sobbing ball of tears beside you, things don’t happen logically.

Tony yanked the wheel. He was, ostensibly, trying to wrest it from her hand. However, what he did instead was haul the car straight across the narrow strip of gravel that formed the rest of the parking area and aimed it at the cliff edge.

As they struck the wooden barrier, Jasper had time to reflect how lucky it was that he wasn’t haunting a smart car or something else small enough to be stopped by it. Then they were over and the car tipped nose down. The fall was well over a hundred feet and the last words Old Mr Hilson’s granddaughter heard were,

‘Free at last, free at last.’

 

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13 Roses – Part Forty Four

 

Part One is Here

 

Steph – Thursday: Plague Day

She pushed open the door and peered out into the corridor. There was no one there, just as she’d expected. She’d been listening at the door for a good half hour and she’d heard nothing, but it had still taken her that long to summon up the courage. She slipped out and rushed toward the lift at the end of the hallway.

She hammered the button and waited, skipping from foot to foot. The door opened and she stepped in, hitting the ground floor button repeatedly until the doors slid closed. She sighed and rested back against the lift. She had maybe ten seconds until she reached the ground. Her eyes felt scratchy from her sleep and she shook her head, trying to clear it. How had she slept for so long?

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The doors slid open and she froze. Mr Moore stood across the lobby by the front door. Was he one of them? He couldn’t be, he was way too nice a guy. But she’d seen Sandra out the window on the lawn and she’d been one, lurching about like some crazy person. What was happening? She wished David was here, he’d explain it all. He always knew what was going on.

‘Mr Moore?’

She said it quiet enough that he didn’t notice and she stepped closer. He growled and spun and she screamed at the change in his face. He looked ninety and his eyes were sunk deep in his skull. He reached for her with hands twisted and bent into claws. She shouted for help and took a step back but her heel caught on the rug and she tripped.

She landed hard on her tail bone and howled, tears filling her eyes. Mr Moore launched himself and landed on top of her. He was clumsy but his hands were sharp and strong and pinned her to the carpet. When he opened his mouth the smell that emerged made her cough. Bile filled her throat. What was happening?

His head went down, out of view of her eyes and the next thing she knew was a sharp, piercing sensation in her left breast. Then the pain kicked in and she screamed and screamed until everything went black.

 

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13 Roses – Part Forty Three

 

Part One is Here

 

Alex – Saturday: 5 Days to Plague Day

Alex’s wife, Lisa, was pretty. Ever so slightly lopsided and with a slightly larger nose than he’d like, but pretty nonetheless. Kali, on the other hand, was beautiful. She was the colour of chocolate and had a face that was perfectly symmetrical. Her smile seemed to promise things and despite the crisp Indian accent, they were things he thought he’d probably never even imagined. She had eyes the colour of night. He’d thought they were brown to start with, then the light had caught them and they’d glowed so dark blue they were almost black. And her body…

Luke grabbed her arm, snarling as he dragged her toward the church.

‘There’ll be clothes in there, find some and put them on.’

Kali’s eyes widened, searching Luke’s face as though she would find the answer there to why he was being such a dick. Alex almost reassured her that he was always this way, but he had the feeling the two of them had known one another far longer than he had.

They raced into the church, which was disappointingly ordinary inside and found something for Kali to wear in a duffel bag hanging on a set of hooks. She took the robe off and dropped it on the floor, entirely unselfconscious about being naked in front of the two men. She even turned to Luke with a look that made Alex shiver and said. ‘Sara sends her regards. She misses you.’

Luke turned away and Alex, blushing red, did the same, but not before catching her eye. She gave him that smile again and he stopped turning, unable to take his eyes off her. She kept smiling, taking a long while to pull the t-shirt over her head. Even with it on, her figure was on display and his face grew hotter. She finished getting dressed slowly, not taking her eyes off his.

Luke cleared his throat and grabbed Alex’s arm. He pulled him away across the church and smiled. It wasn’t his normal smile, nor the evil look he seemed to enjoy so much. This was a forced smile, dragged up from somewhere but reluctant and overworked.

‘What’s wrong?’

Luke stared, eyebrows rising and then he let go and closed his eyes, taking deep breaths. His face relaxed and when he opened them, his eyes bored into Alex. ‘Is that better?’

‘I don’t know. You look better, sure, but—’

‘I’m fine. There’s nothing wrong. Kali over there is a succubus. You’d do well to steer clear of her. She is very sexy and very beautiful and will happily ensnare you with the sole motivation of eating your soul. Your only consolation will be that the last few minutes of your life will be very pleasurable.’

Alex grinned and Luke shook his head. ‘That isn’t as nice as it sounds. Trust me, someone doing anything to your soul is bad enough. Eating it is on the outer limits of what you can handle before your brain goes pop.’

‘I wasn’t grinning about that, I haven’t heard the word succubus in years, not since I played Dungeons and Dragons.’

Maybe he should ask Kali whether Luke had a mental issue or something. He turned to walk over to her and Luke’s hand wrapped around his wrist. ‘When will you start believing? You saw what I did to those soldiers’

‘And believe you me, it was impressive. But the whole God thing and now succubus? I mean, really?’

Luke smiled more naturally this time. ‘I really will enjoy watching your face when it hits you. When you can no longer deny it, it’s going to be so much fun.’

Luke shoved his arm away and stalked across the church. Kali was clothed now, though managing to look even more alluring in a tight t-shirt and tight jeans and just tight everything. That she had no underwear on made it even worse. Alex gritted his teeth. He needed to focus on the cure, on the formulas. There were so many things he had to remember that weren’t on the board. Pages of stuff he hadn’t thought Luke needed to hear.

The crazy man grabbed Kali by the arm and dragged her across the church toward the altar. She struggled for a brief moment, but something he said stilled her. Alex rushed over. Why was he being so unpleasant? He couldn’t believe he was still wondering that, but Luke had just rescued her, so that had to count for something. Why rescue her and drag her about like she was worthless?

As he grew closer he heard what they were saying.

‘The Father didn’t send you, don’t lie to me. Who sent you?’

The smallest of worry lines marred Kali’s forehead, but made her no less stunning. If anything, the addition of humanity made her even more desirable.

‘It was him. He was worried about your behaviour here so far, he—’

‘So who’s watching me? If you’ve seen my behaviour, who else has?’

She cast her eyes to the ground and looked up at Luke through long dark lashes. ‘Everyone. There’s a screen in the Dome. It’s on all the time so you can just go and watch it.’

Luke burst out laughing. ‘So I’m the entertainment. Where has the Father gone?’

‘He’s still at the Do— oww!’

Luke slammed his hand across her cheek and let go of her wrist. She dropped to the floor, knees making a dull thump that chased her cry of pain around the church.

‘The Father wouldn’t put up a screen. He wouldn’t make this a spectator sport, not for you or anyone else. Who did this?’

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She looked down again, shaking her head. Luke knelt beside her and grabbed her chin, forcing her to look at him. Alex stepped closer. ‘Look, Luke, surely we can do this nicely, you don’t need to hurt her.’

Luke waved his hand in dismissal and Alex hesitated.

‘Who did this?’

Kali’s mouth stayed shut. Luke stared at her for a moment and Alex caught a glimpse of his face. His eyes flared, golden light spilling from the edges and his mouth was so tight his lips all but vanished. Alex took a step back as Luke surged to his feet and turned. ‘You want proof? You want to be enlightened?’

He hauled Kali up by the arm and dragged her over the altar and past it to where a huge golden cross towered above them. Kali writhed and whined and the sound wasn’t entirely human.

‘I don’t want proof. Whatever you’re doing, stop it, I don’t want proof.’

Luke turned back, sneer on his face. ‘This isn’t about you. I just thought you might be interested.’

Without another word, he spun back, grabbed Kali by both arms and lifted her, slamming her against the cross. The moment she touched it a hissing sound filled the church and she screamed. Smoke rose from her back and she struggled and kicked. He gagged as a smell like burning hair filled his nostrils.

Luke held her there, every muscle tense. The hissing grew louder and Alex backed away as her face changed. The beauty was gone, just like that, replaced with red scales and a nose almost flat to her face. Her eyes shifted, melting from the front of her face out to the sides and her mouth grew wider and wider.

He put his hand over his mouth, gasping as she changed completely. She looked like a lizard, the colour of blood and five feet tall. Her jaws extended and she snapped at Luke. He wagged his finger in front of her. ‘Uh, uh, none of that. You are here now, corporeal and entirely present and either I get my answers or I break your neck, understood?’

The soft melody of her voice had become a deep croak. ‘Take me off this damned cross.’

‘I think you’re the damned one.’ He pulled her away from the cross and threw her to the floor. She came straight back up, mouth snapping as her nails scratched on the stone floor.

‘Who sent you? Who sent you to watch me and who framed me in the first place?’

‘That’s a lot of questions, which would you like answered first?’

‘It doesn’t matter, you’re going to answer all of them anyway.’

The laugh that emerged was thin and rough and scraped across Alex’s brain. He was already struggling to stay something resembling sane, and the voice didn’t make it any easier.

Kali, assuming she was still called Kali when she was a giant lizard thing, hisses again. ‘The Father sent me.’

Luke grabbed her around the throat and shoved her against the cross. The acrid smoke billowed up and she screamed. The sound faded and rattled in her throat as her struggles weakened. He held her there until her legs hung limp at her sides, then tossed her to the floor.

‘My patience is at an end. You will tell me what I wish to know now.’

She laughed weakly and ran a scaled forearm over her lips. ‘Trust me, Luke, the person who sent me here is far scarier than you.’

‘Do you know who I am?’ As he roared, golden light spat from his eyes and the shadow he cast from the flickering candles moved independently, creeping forward to crouch above her.

‘I know who you were. But that was a long time ago. You’ve been neutered by your time as a Guardian. Everyone knows it except you.’

Luke took a step back, head shaking back and forth. Kali clambered to her feet, mocking smile on her face. ‘I mean, come on, would you have let the Father send you here before he let you back in? You’re a shadow of who you were. Why do you think Sara let you in? She felt sorry for you, Luke, and she knew you were going. It was time for you to go.’

Alex cringed. Luke was going to hit her. He could see the tension in his shoulders as he wound up to it. Then the tension drained and his head dropped onto his chest. His voice was soft, defeated. ‘So you will tell me nothing?’

Kali sighed and rolled her shoulders. ‘I’m sorry, I can’t. Worse will happen to me if I do. Had it not been my master, it would have been someone else. There are a lot of people with a grudge against you.’

Luke nodded and turned to Alex. ‘We better get going. We need that cure.’

Alex let out a long breath and nodded. This was a better ending than he’d expected. Luke met his gaze and he saw another flash of gold and stiffened as Luke turned back to Kali.

‘Oh, something you might want to pass onto your master. I may be weaker than I was, but I’m far from defeated. Tell me, Kali, what are you most afraid of?’

The succubus stared at him in horror for a brief moment, before a figure appeared before her. It was huge, twelve feet tall and covered in thick red hair. It could have been a bear, only it was human shaped, long-legged and narrow-waisted.

Luke said only one word as he watched the thing grab Kali around the throat and lift her off the floor.

‘Az.’

Next installment Thursday 30th October

13 Roses – Part Forty Two

 

Part One is here

 

David – Thursday: Plague Day

Peace and quiet was all he wanted. He could still be in his empty London, lulled to sleep by the lapping of the Thames while reciting the alphabet to ensure he didn’t forget it. Being brought back was bad enough, but being brought back to this was evil, pure and simple. What had he ever done? He’d done nothing. He was innocent.

The two receptionists were closing in, hands stretched out towards him. They would have been pretty not long ago. One had long black hair and her skin was darker than the rest, a sort of coffee colour with too much milk in. He shifted uncomfortably as he imagined them naked and not zombies.

He giggled and slapped himself around the face. That was going too far. They were dead and rotting and would never be pretty again. He could imagine all he wanted, but they were about to eat him. For some reason though, the fear that had driven him here from Regent’s Park had evaporated. It was all a bit funny now.

Their uniforms were funny, still so neat and prim, but collecting a dusting of dead and flaking skin on the upper half. They looked like they’d just walked through an ash cloud. He could have had both at the same time. He’d never had two women at the same time. He never would now, he reflected morosely, not now he was barmy. He giggled again.

One of the receptionist’s clawed hands closed around his wrist and the paralysis broke. He roared and yanked his hand free, then drove his fist straight into her face. The nose broke and warm, watery blood gushed over his fingers. He vomited into his mouth and swallowed it down, the bile burning as it returned to his stomach.

The zombie staggered away and he turned to the other, lashing out and catching her on the side of the head. She too took a few steps back, but came straight forward again. He raced off down the corridor and found the fire extinguisher. David hefted it in one hand, the grin back again.

He drew a mental picture of himself, half-Joker, half-Superman and turned to the zombies. In the seconds it took them to reach him, he realised how easy life was without fear. Then he caught a whiff of their stench and the fear crept up his spine like a midnight spider. The one with the broken nose came first and he almost ran.

The blood ran down her face and her yellow teeth showed through a dull pink. The blood soaked the front of her uniform and as she growled at him, it sprayed from her mouth. He jumped to one side and swung the extinguisher as hard as he could. The zombie hadn’t moved and it struck her head bang-on.

Her skull exploded. All he saw of it was her face, squashed together for a moment, then flying outward, one eye coming straight at him. It hit him on the chin and bounced to the floor and he followed it with sick. Her teeth were scattered among the blood and fragments of skull. Bits of brain matter dripped into it from the remains of her skull. Her body tottered and dropped.

He backed away, frantically scrubbing his chin with his sleeve. The smell was a hundred times worse, like standing directly above a blocked drain and he gagged. The other zombie was entirely unbothered and bent down beside the corpse. He’d been able to handle everything else, but when her long black hair dragged in the blood and she used one clawed hand to scoop what was left in the skull and cram it into her mouth, he whimpered and ran.

He raced down the corridor to a glass fire door. Through that and down the stairs inside, he arrived in the basement, which was either a great idea or the worst he’d ever had. Actually, coming to the hotel was probably the worst, but this might follow a close second.

It was dimly lit and quiet and he rested against the wall. He couldn’t get the image out of his head, of her pale tongue licking the soft grey matter. He slid down and covered his head with his hands. Did he really deserve this? All he’d done was cheat on his wife and lie to the person he was cheating with. Millions of people did it every day. So where were they? Why was he the only one stuck in London surrounded by the grossest zombies known to man?

Perhaps there were others. He didn’t know for sure he was the only one still alive. If there were others, they’d be hiding the same as him, so of course they’d be difficult to find. Maybe some of them would be women. He thought about Steph. Maybe she was still alive.

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His heart leapt. How hadn’t he thought of this before? Maybe there were lots of people still alive, all hiding in their basements and ducked down below their windows. He could bang on doors until someone opened one. There was no way he was the only one deserving of this, no way at all.

He had to get out of the hotel. He had to find Steph. She was still alive, she had to be and she’d sort everything. And a blow job would put so much right.

He returned to the stairs and crept up them and out the fire door. He was walking with purpose now and had his breath back. His head thumped and his stomach rumbled but he could do this.

He entered the corridor in which he’d left the zombies and paused. The sound of eating, wet and crunchy reached him and his hunger fled. He tiptoed until he saw her, bent low over the body of her companion. He crept closer still and she sat up sharply. He gasped and almost dropped the fire extinguisher. She looked at him with dark, sunken eyes and he braced his feet. Then she bent and put her face back in the guts of the other receptionist.

He stared for a moment, waiting for his brain to catch up or do something other than scream. When he decided it was pretty much stuck on a loop, he set his feet apart, raised the extinguisher and brought it down as hard as he could on the back of her head.

Most of her skull mixed and mingled with the guts just beneath it and he ran before he could see any more. He kept running all the way to the exit before he stopped and looked at the extinguisher. It wasn’t a bad weapon, but it was pretty heavy and he didn’t like the idea of lugging it all the way down Regent’s Street.

He looked around the lobby and spotted the umbrella pot. The umbrellas looked too flimsy, but there were two walking sticks in there. One had the thick rubber end and was next to useless, but the other was more of a tapered stick, with a sharpish end and a comfortable handle. He could stab with that, through eyes and mouths and his mind just kept on screaming.

He grabbed it and set off, through the exit and down onto the street. Nothing had changed. The sun was dipping and he’d half expected the zombies to head home once work was over, but still they meandered this way and that.

Within moments of his arrival on the street, those closest to him turned and their growling rose in volume. He set off, running at a pace he thought he could maintain. He put one hand to his chest, reliving for a second the horrible feeling of being stuck in London with pneumonia, barely able to breath and having to rest every five seconds.

Now though, he had energy and he had a reason and it carried him rapidly down Regent’s Street. Oxford Circus was predictably busy and he slowed as he reached it. There had been arguments here and there were gatherings of feasting zombies, pulling apart their comrades. As far as continuation of the species went, these guys weren’t the smartest. Not that they needed to worry, there were hundreds just in this small space. And he had to get through them.

He banged his hand against his forehead as he finally looked at the cars and buses in various states of repair littering the street. Some were ploughed into shop fronts, others against lamp posts. A few were stopped in the street, with no visible signs of damage. With a silent shout of joy, he rushed across to a BMW slewed sideways across the road. The door was open and the keys hung in the ignition.

He jumped in and noted with relief that the engine was switched off. The driver had gotten long enough to get out and run before he or she was zombiefied. Unless they were still alive. Unless they were one of the lucky ones like him.

He turned the key and giggled as the engine roared to life. Every zombie in a twenty feet radius turned to stare at him and he hastily yanked the door shut and checked the windows. He slipped it into first and pulled away. And stalled. He cursed, thumped the wheel and turned the key. The car grumbled and he went cold, then it sparked up again.

He was more careful this time, pulling around the car in front and weaving slowly between the others. He’d gone maybe fifty feet when the first zombie threw itself on the bonnet. He stamped on the brakes and it slid off and landed on the floor in front of the car. With his lips pulled back from his teeth, he put his foot down. It sounded like driving over dead branches, only with damp ground beneath. His stomach turned over.

He accelerated, weaving as carefully as he could without going too slowly. Within a couple of minutes, Piccadilly Circus came into view and he allowed himself a moment of triumph. He was going to make it. The junction was rammed and he took to the pavement, scattering zombies this way and that. It was like being in a Bourne movie. He giggled and put his foot down, screeching back onto the road and stamping on the accelerator before hauling it round a bus.

A woman stood in the middle of the road. Blood streamed from her face and shoulders and without thinking he hauled on the wheel. The car shot sideways, mounted the curb and slammed straight into the base of the Statue of Eros. His head hit the wheel and the world span and began to go black.

He glanced over his shoulder at the woman and saw the tell-tale skin and eyes. She was a zombie. It was just a zombie. The next moment she was swamped by her greedy compatriots.

Davis tried to get his seatbelt off, but his hands were thick and clumsy and the world was still spinning. His arms refused to do what he told them. He stared at the door for what felt like hours until he finally found the locking mechanism. He pushed it and heard the satisfying thunk of the car locking. Then the world went black.

 

Next Installment Monday 27th October